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Joke of the Day
"You are all invited to my murder shed, I mean my shed"
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"There are 2 types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver Whoops, wrong bus"
"You don't put your dick in crazy because you'll probably get hurt... You don't put your dick in stupid because you'll probably get hertz"
"If I had a dollar every time a girl hit on me... I would still be poor"
"Junk is something that you've kept for years & throw away 3 weeks before you need it."
"Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again."
"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."
"You know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets... -credit to Daniel Tosh"
"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"