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Joke of the Day
"You are all invited to my murder shed, I mean my shed"
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"What type of stories do cocaine addicts write? Snort stories"
"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada."
"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.."
"[meeting to name the brownie] ""How about baked chocolate cake?"" ""Nah"" ""Yummy choccy bake?"" ""No"" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea..."
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
"what's a good pick-up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"
"Trump is in good company, coining words just like Shakespeare. The two even share their feelings about foreigners. I mean Shakespeare *coined* the word chink."
"The Mistaken Hiker"