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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!"
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"What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants? ""Where my knickers at?"""
"""He's gone too far."" ""He crossed the line between science & ethics."" ""He's playing God."" -reaction to the amount of cheese I put in omelets"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair, and a bed..."
"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """
"No one told him Syria borders Iraq Why did Obama provide weapons to Al-Qaeda in Syria"
"What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year? A celery increase."
"What emotion does a tree feel every spring? Relief"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"
"I tried giving my cat a bath... but I keep getting hair in my mouth"