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Joke of the Day

"I tried giving my cat a bath... but I keep getting hair in my mouth"

"Yo mama is so fat, She's a Reddit admin."

"A man walks in to a green grocer's ""Excuse me ma'am, are these carrots genetically modified?"" ""No"" interrupted the carrot."

"My girlfriend's keyboard broke, and she sent me this message. ""HelpmyspacebarisbrokenandIwouldlikeanalternative"" What the hell is a ternative?"

"Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press. Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke."

"What do you call suicide committed while shitting? Seppooku."

"What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket? A down comforter."

"What is the difference between a computer and a jet airliner About 250 lives, depending on which one crashed."

"why was the blonde staring at the light bulb for long hours with her mouth open? because the doctor advised her to ""eat light"""

"I usually spend my Sundays texting apologies but I've had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do."