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Joke of the Day
"What emotion does a tree feel every spring? Relief"
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"[1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you"
"I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!"
"And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies."
"What does a man with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice..."
"What starts with ""p,"" ends with ""s,"" and is really long? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"The problem with psychotic cab drivers. They drive me crazy."
"What's the best thing about being the 'third-wheel' for your friends in relationships? Nothing. It always fucking sucks."
"How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier"
"LPT: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain,and that's where shitty ideas come from."