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Joke of the Day
"What emotion does a tree feel every spring? Relief"
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"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11 because it has another 1."
"Why are jews always washing their hands? They're Germaphobes."
"If 7 out of 10 sports fans have below average intelligence, what percentage of sports fans is that? 110%. [Aaaaaand we prove once again that morons are humorless. Really should know that by now.]"
"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"
"You know what really grinds my gears? People who can't drive manual."
"a man goes to a crowded church walks up to the only available seat and says ""is this seat *SAVED*?"
"i have a very frustrated pet at home... its a turtle that loves to chase cars"
"Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares."
"Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work? IHOP"