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Joke of the Day

"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """

"What is the name of your friend's advisor? Budweiser"

"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."

"The steak pun... ...a rare medium, sometimes well done."

"What do you call someone who is good at fishing? A Master Baiter."

"Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""

"Why is /r/jokes so keen to build a wall to keep things out that aren't funny? They're afraid of the competition."

"What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?"

"(ROGUE ONE SPOILER) So the nickname... Throughout the movie, you see Galen calls Jyn his stardust, I thought it was pretty cute. I just didn't expect it to be so literal though."

"It's fun being a philosophy major I get to reflect on why I can't pay for food"