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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to roll a joint but i didn't have any paper. Lucky that i still had my iphone.."
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"don't let the glasses fool you, I'm an idiot"
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"I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo"
"You can tune a piano But you can't piano a tuna."
"I'm on pace to see 3.7 million Aflac commercials this college football season."
"We all live in a yellow submarine... ...I really wish the bathroom was working right."