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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear George R R Martin committed suicide? Yeah. I saw it coming too."
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"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."
"What's the worst part about eating out an 80 year old? Depends"
"Multitasking: screwing up several things at once."
"[at my intervention] mom: some of us feel uncomfortable with your pinned tweet"
"Caught red handed I walked in on my wife masturbating while on her period again."
"good old family racism what do you call the leader of the black panthers movement? the maine coon"
"Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got to choose first"
"How come the dog never finished his game? He was stuck on paws. Forgive me reddit senpai"
"My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. ""It's worth spending money on good speakers,"" he told me."