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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road twice? Because it was a double-crosser"
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"If you yawn when you're alone it's because there's a ghost in the room and he yawned first."
"Whats the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You dont have to beg your wife to blow one of them."
"You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen."
"If you go by ""there are plenty more fish in the sea"" you'll never find love cause let's start with the fact that you think you can date fish"
"What's the best part about a selfie stick? You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head."
"What did Pongo say to Goofy at the Annual Disney Dog Conference? I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one."
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"A man is at the checkout to purchase some condoms... ...the cashier asks, ""Would you like a bag as well?"" the man replies, ""Oh, no thank you--she isn't that ugly."""
"Your ""COEXIST"" sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace."