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Joke of the Day

"So, I measured my penis with one of those digital rulers... ...Anyone know how to convert LOL into inches?"

"If Donald Trump becomes President... ... There will be hell toupee."

"Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!"

"What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"Thanks to Facebook I feel like we probably need a new word for friend.'"

"Whats brown & sticky? A stick."

"Went to the corner store I bought 4 corners"

"I have a magic dog... It's a labracadabrador."

"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't read? He spent the night in a warehouse."

"Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter."