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Joke of the Day
"Thanks to Facebook I feel like we probably need a new word for friend.'"
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"I'd love to tell you a science joke... ...but all the good ones argon."
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"I used to be impatient.... ... I just don't have the time anymore."
"Curb stomping your enemies and having the last thing they see in their pointless lives be your Skechers lighting up >>>>"