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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't read? He spent the night in a warehouse."
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"What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener? Water me lawn"
"A Mexican magician says he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno.... Dos...."" and poof, he disappeared without a tres."
"What's the difference between a cliche and a trope? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY"
"A wife gets naked... ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'"
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around"
"I Like My Rum Like I Like My Woman... 12 Years Old And Mixed Up With Coke."
"I won't sit back and let gay people marry. But I'll let big oil melt the icecaps because I believe in a lil' something called freedom. #tcot"
"What's the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"2 guys walk into a bar The 3rd guy ducks"