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Joke of the Day

"Went to the corner store I bought 4 corners"

"If women are people, why are they so stupid? Seriously. Even the smartest and most accomplished women are dumber than the most retarded head lice."

"What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL"

"At Fantastic Beasts & some nerds are in Hogwarts robes so I don't know why they're giving me the stink eye for my Wonder Woman outfit"

"Can't release my sex tape because an animal was harmed during filming :("

"My Easter wish is for Paul Simon to finally turn cannibal, if only because I'm beyond ready for him to record ""Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover"""

"Guys, I think I just came up with a new joke! Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!"

"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel."

"Why was 6 afraid if 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"

"When is a man smartest before, during or after sex? During that's when he's plugged into the know it all."