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Joke of the Day
"That show the amazing race..... Is that about white people? Zach Galifianakis"
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"At this point, camels should know better than to put straw anywhere near their backs."
"I was the fastest gun in the West, I'd shoot you with a ham before you could even ask ""What is that, some sort of ham cannon?"""
"Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?"
"Don't be sad dirty dishes, nobody's doing me either."
"Scarface didn't really give those guys enough time to say ""hello"" before shooting them."
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll hang back with these two"
"What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant"
"My math teacher accused me of cheating, I can't help that my English teacher is hotter."
"fill in the blank 1.) ""There once was a man from nan-tuck it, His balls were as big as a bucket"" 2.) ""What is the difference between a whore and a boxer"""