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Joke of the Day
"Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?"
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"pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them"
"I think it's time I remind you all that spoons are just tiny bowls with very long handles."
"84% of Schools Scored Below Average on SATs First person who gets this joke will be upvoted."
"My cattle ate my entire pot field. The steaks have never been higher."
"Anniversary present Wife tells her husband that she wants something that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. And on their anniversary her husband hands her a scale."
"I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow"
"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole the calendar? .................they both got 6 months."
"Why did Moses only go down on redheaded girls? He's into that burning bush."
"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on aprenutshell agreement."