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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant"
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"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm... ...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy."
"Teens: I was an idiot when I was a kid 20s: I was an idiot when I was a teen 30s: I was an idiot in my 20s 33: if only there was a pattern"
"Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe."
"Did you listen to that song by the Muslim artist? It was like, the bomb!"
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? ""Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"""
"65 mph wind gusts today. This is why Midwesterners are heavy. Everyone else rolls away like a tumbleweed."
"Sometimes when my cat is sitting on a chair, I sneak up, shake the chair hard, yelling, ""EARTHQUAKE!"" Sadly, like many, she's not prepared"
"I just saw a Koi Fish that had a white guy tattooed on it"
"What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese? Camembert."