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Joke of the Day

"fill in the blank 1.) ""There once was a man from nan-tuck it, His balls were as big as a bucket"" 2.) ""What is the difference between a whore and a boxer"""

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"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't Budget<drops mic> Ironically I'm an Accountant and have Chron's so this is not my problem."
"ME: Did you hear Jack & Cindy got divorced and he's dating someone half his age? HUB: Yep. He's livin the dream ME: HUB: His dream not mine"
"Didja hear the joke about the piece of paper ripped in half? It's tearable."
"If I were to open a dollar store in the UK, I'd call it Pound Town."
"My love life"
"Why do Italian men grow moustache's? So they can look like their mother."
"[NSFW]My uncle said I have the body of a seven year old... ...I told him to stay away from my freezer."
"I've got a joke- Women's rights..."
"Took and Ambien and a Viagra at the same time again. Im finding it hard to sleep."