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Joke of the Day

"Joke request: Offensive white guy jokes As a white guy I'm feeling left out. Anybody know any good offensive white guy jokes?"

"When I'm empty-handed my dog doesn't know what the word 'sit' means, but if I have a treat she can perform neurosurgery."

"$10 Complaint A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""

"Me: I heard you like men with a huge collection of words that they know and can say. Her: A vocabulary? Me: A what?"

"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3, 2 to die and 1 to never get over it."

"The 12 Days of Christmas reads like the amazon wish list of someone tripping balls"

"Have you decided on dinner? ""Yes, I'll have the chicken, grilled."" Very good. *hears waiter yelling at chicken* WHERE WERE YOU LAST TUESDAY"

"What the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."

"I could tell you a UDP joke... But you might not get it."

"The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way."