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Joke of the Day

"My dad got fired for having sex with one of his patients the other day. Which is a shame because he was a really good vet."

"My friend is dealing with a really severe Viagra addiction. He's having a hard time with it."

"What's the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?"

"That's a nice ham you got there It'd be a shame if someone put an ""S"" in front and an ""E"" behind it"

"My wife's celebrity ""free pass"" is Paul Rudd, and mine is my wife because yah right like I'm gonna walk into *that* propeller blade."

"I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am."

"I need to get one of those gadgets for my camera so I can take pictures of myself. I think it's called a narciss-stick."

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water"

"I went to get a physical the other day... And the doctor told me that I had to stop masturbating. Shocked, I asked him ""why?"" He said I had to stop because he was giving me a physical."

"What did the farmer say when someone pooped into his water source? Well shit..."