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Joke of the Day

"The 12 Days of Christmas reads like the amazon wish list of someone tripping balls"

"What will never be read in braille? Do not touch."

"What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? ""My toe sis!"""

"How did Samuel Morse propose to his wife? .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- / -- .- .-. .-. -.-- / -- . ..--.."

"A magic tractor drives down a road... and turns into a field."

"TIL %90 of statistics are made up. The other %10 comes after you make a title."

"Wife just found out my ring tone for her is ""ding dong the witch is dead"" so if anyone wants to race to Canada READY SET GO"

"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."

"I bet the guy who programs Angry Birds can't walk into a building without thinking about exactly where he'd hit it to make it fall down."

"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."