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Joke of the Day

"The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way."

"What is the common point between spinach, and Sodomey? Even with butter, children still do not like it."

"I'm sexually attracted to one of my students I knew that becoming a primary school teacher was a bad career choice"

"Why people don't offer chair to Sean Connery when he comes? Because he shits on it."

"A Chinese acrobat/protester somersaulted over the police line in Hong Kong and was pepper sprayed. The crowd declared, ""That was a-mace-ing!"""

"Son: What are caterpillars afraid of? Me: It's unlikely that they experience fear. They're not self-aware, so... Son: [sadly] Dogerpillars."

"What do mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and are on a mission."

"Zoology teacher was asked to substitute history teacher's class since he was on leave.. And so he did.. Describe Shahajahan's wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts"

"Can woman make man a millionaire? Yes, if he is a billionaire"

"What was the name of Gorilla's girlfriend Go-rilla"