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Joke of the Day

"Are Facebook quizzes still around? Just now starting to wonder which Spice Girl I am."

"What's the difference between a park bench and a writer? A park bench can support a family."

"And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band."

"Me: It actually takes light around 8 minutes to travel from the Sun to Earth. Her: Umm light is instant. Everyone knows that. Me: Go home."

"Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her? I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through"

"some guy said that I slur a lot when I'm drunk I said no I don't you stupid nigger"

"I'm not a racist Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."

"Customer: I'd like to try on that bathing suit in your front window. Saleswoman: I'm sorry, ma'am, but you'll have to use the dressing room."

"If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?"

"Why can't girls count to 70? 'Cause 69's a mouthful!"