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Joke of the Day

"If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?"

"A cheap concert 50 CENT starring Nickleback"

"The racist dove Married a racist hen And together they started A coo clucks clan"

"Why does Tiger have to take so many baths? Because he plays with Pooh all day."

"Meow meow meow [Wife comes home early] MEOW! *cats scramble to untie me from the torture rack* THELMA I TOLD YOU THE CATS HATE ME I TOLD YOU"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank espresso before it was cool."

"How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem? He worked it out with a pencil."

"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her And according to the judge, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend"

"Which stretches further, human skin or rubber? Human skin! The Bible tells us Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles."

"Food critics have it easy... everything is handed to them on a silver platter."