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Joke of the Day

"Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her? I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through"

"Why did the blonde...... Why did the blonde fuck the mexican? Because the teacher told her to do an ese'!"

"Girls storing chips in their bras...pfft amateurs. I've got spaghetti and half a taco from this afternoon in there"

"Hey girl, are you calculus? Because you're hard to understand and seem pretty useless in the greater scope of my life goals."

"*gives up seat on bus for an old lady* *whispers in her ear* ""This isn't over"""

"What did the man say when he put his package into a mailbox? ""I thought it was a female box"""

"People always ask me, where do I come up with my status', do I make them up, or do I get them from the internet.. Truth is people. I use Status Enhancing Drugs."

"What idiot coined the term ex-fiance Instead of near-Mrs Edit: ex fiancee. I'm not as smart as I thought I was.."

"People who leave voicemails are probably the same people who will wait in line to have someone bag their stuff when self-checkout is free."

"I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me."