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Joke of the Day
"Why can't girls count to 70? 'Cause 69's a mouthful!"
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"Somewhere out there, a man named Private Number is sobbing uncontrollably because no one ever takes his phone calls."
"I decided to write a joke about restraining orders. This is the closest I could get."
"I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club."
"If Jesus was on a penny they would call it a JC Penny I get sad every time I look in a mirror"
"My mate asked why I've got a Neo costume in my closet; so I told him about the time his sister said she'd only give it up for 'the one'..."
"Emo Kids: you've seen one, you've seen the mall"
"What's worse than giving Willie Nelson a blow job? Finding out it's not Willie Nelson"
"My son just demanded to be changed into different pajamas for breakfast. Thanks, royal baby."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You have to look for the Fresh Prince."