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Joke of the Day
"Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman."
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"How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf."
"What is the only bent straight line? Its one direction of course."
"On a hot day, what did the pig say to the other pig after he came back from the car? ""It's bacon in there!"""
"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"
"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who cloned himself to see what he would taste like? It made him shit himself."
"If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater."
"Chinese Proverb Say... Man who push in front of car get tired. Man who push behind car get exhausted."
"A man walks up to god and asks him, ""Are you a ladies man?"" God replies: ""I'm a soul man."""