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Joke of the Day

"Chinese Proverb Say... Man who push in front of car get tired. Man who push behind car get exhausted."

"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"

"Last night an Afghan put a jacket on me. He said ""You da bomb!"""

"Years ago I bought a dress for my wife at a store that sells hard-to-find items. I asked why I never see her wearing it. She said she can't find it."

"What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding Dong"

"I just now remembered the Titans."

"I want to treat you like my big toe and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house."

"Why does Bono never get any mail? He lives on a street with no name."

"A roman guy enters a bar, raises two fingers... And say to the bartender: five beers, please!"

"I came....I saw.... I'm a lumberjack who needs to stop watching porn & get a *life*...."