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Joke of the Day
"What is the only bent straight line? Its one direction of course."
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"Instead of just answering the phone when it rings, I prefer to wonder why the hell someone's calling me and glare at it until it goes away."
"If you want your dreams to be as fascinating to other people as they are to you, don't mention it's a dream until the end of the story."
"It might be good at board games, but don't let DeepMind handle your video camera. It's been known to trash Go Pros"
"For what reason was six afraid of seven? Six knew, that all but for him, seven would have won."
"For almost a year I thought I was a man trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born."
"What Obama is doing right now Sitting in the oval office with iPhone headphones on watching Mr. Robot. His advisors knocking on his door. ""GO AWAY!"""
"A girl from the office is trying to get me fired for sexual harassment because I've been giving her ""inappropriate massages during work"" I said, Good luck sweetheart. I don't even work here."
"Today is the first New Moon after Jan 21sr. Happy New Year to Chinese people and all who choose to be Chinese for a day."
"Have you heard the joke about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?"