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Joke of the Day
"What is the only bent straight line? Its one direction of course."
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"I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!"
"How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder"
"Found the battery for your mom's dildo. http://imgur.com/XBmHG7I. C size for scale."
"I finally found a diet plan that works. It's called ""The cost of food""."
"Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant"
"If I had a dollar for everytime I said something vague... ...I'd have some money"
"What's the best part about dating an epileptic? You don't have to pay for a vibrator."
"And He said unto Mike, ""Come forth and have eternal life."" But Mike came fifth, and won a blender."