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Joke of the Day
"A man walks up to god and asks him, ""Are you a ladies man?"" God replies: ""I'm a soul man."""
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"Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent."
"Boss:my office, now! Me:*to myself* dont be about Twitter dont be about Twitter B:we've had a sexual harassment complaint M:Oh thank God!"
"How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1 Step 3 Step 7, 9, 11, 13"
"'Pizza Hut, can I take your order?' Me: 'May I speak with the owl, please?' 'Who?' Me: 'Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.'"
"When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat."
"Can we just start calling all the reality shows ""America's Got Problems?"""
"What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones."
"I wouldn't say I never exercise. Occasionally, my nose runs."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)"