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Joke of the Day

"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."

"I'm never buying a Labrador... Havent you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

"Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !"

"Why was the jacket stinky? Because it was a windbreaker."

"A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states."

"What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...? Not knowing how to use a coathanger..."

"If a person with ADHD went to a camp... ... would it be called a concentration camp? Source: Girlfriend with ADHD"

"I was tasked with ordering coffee supplies for the office... I sent an email to all the staff asking if they wanted flavored creamers or regular creamers. Their answers were half-and-half."

"I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times"

"The say the job market isn't good for an English Major... ...but hey, at least you're still higher than a captain."