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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl? Haitians"

"Don't you hate it when people attach little steering wheels to their penises? It drives me nuts."

"My fridge exploded. . . And there are pieces of de-brie everywhere."

"""We just want to find someone who will-"" *sly grin* -Finish our sentences? ""Exactly."" -death row inmates"

"My dad just told me I was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand."

"2001 called... They want their towers back"

"I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day today. Just kidding, here's a reminder it's on May 10th."

"The reason I'm so happy today is because I got a penis enlarger... She's 18 years old!"

"What did the helicopter... What did the helicopter dick spinner say to initiate gyration? GO GO GADGET!!"

"Sarcasm has to be the official language when we live in a world this absurd."