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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl? Haitians"
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"Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can't marmalade your cock up someone's ass"
"A guy found his dog lying in a puddle of blood behind his house He rang the number for the emergency animal rescue. 'Is it moving?' they asked. 'Yes', he replied. 'It's quite emotional.'"
"The weirder Rihanna's tattoos get the less I blame Chris Brown."
"Where do the Chinese study? In the Pupils republic of China"
"What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for? Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)"
"Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars? Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Schumacher"
"what type of shoes do artists wear? sketchers"
"Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas 6 and crayfish 200. You're clearly not that complicated."
"What did the hot dog say on the toilet? Mustuuurd"