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Joke of the Day

"I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day today. Just kidding, here's a reminder it's on May 10th."

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of theYear"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."

"A mobster killed an Irishman with a porcelain doll He was accused of knick-knack paddy whack"

"What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race? A Cheetah."

"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."

"I've got a hot auntie that works for the electric board. Do you wanna meter?"

"The Queen is so afraid of how the vote will turn out, she put Sam Smith in a boat circling Scotland singing ""Stay With Me"" into a megaphone."

"mob boss: stick his body in the compost pile me: wha mob boss (grabbing my collar intently): we might be killers, but u only got one earth"

"The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate. Typical alarmist."

"Hey you guys! Are you all right? NO YOU'RE ALL LEFT! :D"