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Joke of the Day
"2001 called... They want their towers back"
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"Knock knock.. (feat. My 9yo brother) Knock knock.. \*sigh..\* Who's there? Interrupting doctor Interrupting doct-- You have cancer."
"Four stages of my life: 1. Life is beautiful. 2. What is twitter? 3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life?"
"Trees put cats in their hair so they can flirt with firefighters when they climb up them."
"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"
"""Me llamo Pedro,"" said no Juan ever."
"What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? Chihuehue"
"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His korea is over!"
"whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead? there's no Walker in Fast and Furious .......RIP Paul"
"My wife's starsign was cancer, which makes how she died pretty ironic. Attacked by a giant crab."