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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate it when people attach little steering wheels to their penises? It drives me nuts."
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"Knock Knock! *Who's there?* Dwayne. *Dwayne who?* DWAYNE DA BAFFTUB!! I'M DWOWNIN'!!"
"What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song? All Apologies"
"[Pharrell eating at Arby's] ""I want a new look"" Like a new hair cut? ""Something crazier"" *notices the hat in the Arby's logo* ""I've got it!"""
"I'm having a meeting tomorrow at 5 for people that have trouble ejaculating. If you can't come, just let me know."
"Why does Tiger Woods carry 2 blow-up sex dolls with him at all times? Incase he gets a hole in one."
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite dice game? Benghahtzee."
"What type of target shooting does Lil Jon do? Skeet skeet motherfucker!"
"Q: Why did the comedian do time? A: Is it cause his jokes killed? (Nope, one in ten dead)"
"Why are blood bank workers so good at correcting spelling mistakes? Because they see typos every day."