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Joke of the Day
"Racist: What sign appears on abortion clinics in black communities? ""Crime Prevention Center"""
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"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."
"what did my sperm get for easter? an egg hunt!"
"Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass"
"Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!"
"Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead."
"I recently watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends."
"What did one pile of burning wood say to the other? Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
"""Why haven't you been answering my pigeons?"" - 17th century sext"