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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a red bucket and a green spade One is a red bucket and one is a green spade."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!"

"Don't be silly, I'm not objectifying women. I'm not sexually attracted to objects."

"*calls into work* ""yo boss i'm real sick"" ""you don't sound sick..."" ""ya, just got a new tribal tat & heelys"" ""wow u do sound hella sick"""

"There was a four-car reck in Mexico today... 93 people died"

"I support farming and math... I'm pro-tractor."

"You hear about these Islamic balloons? ... they blow themselves up."

"Confucius say: ""Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."""

"Cat Joke just kitten."

"Went to the doctor today. He wanted to know if the laxatives he prescribed worked. I told him it was close, but no cigar."