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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a red bucket and a green spade One is a red bucket and one is a green spade."

"LPT: If a sexy hot girl adds you on Facebook... REJECT HIM!!!"

"Who has scene a dinosaur? No one! They're extinct!"

"7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me."

"A guy walks into a bar.... ...holding a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says ""okay, I'll serve you, but don't you start anything!"""

"TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag. They use a white flag instead."

"For english press ONE. Para espanol el primo numero DOS. If you like totes can't even right now, obvs press THREE."

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is... .... you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club"

"Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset? He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock ""Whose there?"" Not Billy"

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it is always down the chimney."