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Joke of the Day
"what did my sperm get for easter? an egg hunt!"
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"How do cows multiply? With cowculators!"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"
"What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line? A full set of teeth"
"Pretty sure my dog would make a shitty astronaut because space is a vacuum and those tend to scare him"
"I quit cold turkey. I just reheat it now."
"Each comment thread is a joke, but each user may only post one word. You may only comment one word, or reply with one word to another comment. Good luck!"
"Got an MRI. Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won ""best kidneys"" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again"
"How are a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole similar? Even though you know you shouldn't you lick it anyway."
"Hey, we never talked in high school! Let's be Facebook friends so we can once again never talk! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!"