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Joke of the Day

"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."

"It's true, basic white girls don't poop You need to pay for a more advanced model for those features."

"What is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex? My name is Barry Allen"

"I wonder how many illegitimate socks are out there because of me?"

"Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"I was in a cafe the other day when I overheard this: ""Can you please stop listening to our conversation?"""

"If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner."

"What's the name of the Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow"

"If you can read this You're not Floyd Mayweather"

"People that say ""money doesn't buy happiness"" obviously have never been divorced."