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Joke of the Day
"""Why haven't you been answering my pigeons?"" - 17th century sext"
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"Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start? Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!"
"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"
"[NSFW] 3 people having se... 3 people having sex is called threesome 2 people having sex is called twosome So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', dont take it as a compliment!"
"A Jewish father and son are in their living room The son approaches his dad and asks ""Dad can I borrow $20?"" The Dad replies: ""Ten dollars? Son, why do you need five dollars?"""
"Enrique Iglesias wants to 1. Be your hero 2. Kiss away your pain 3. Stand by you forever Enrique Iglesias is your mother"
"This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you"
"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."
"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any kids? Because everytime his wife gets hot ,he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel. :-P"
"IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant."