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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it."

"How do u find an old man in the dark? Its not that hard"

"Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money."

"My friend had his assignment on plagiarism stolen so he copied mine. He then proceeded to take a course on Nihilism but it ended up not having a meaningful impact on his transcript."

"I'm getting an MRI tomorrow... to find out whether or not I'm claustrophobic."

"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."

"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."

"A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman."""

"Her cooking is so bad, it would make medicine sick!"

"(6-year old brother gave me this one) Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!"