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Joke of the Day
"How did the mermaid prostitute make all her money? Blue whales"
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"Which purse runs from the law? Disburse!"
"My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together. I sh!t you knot."
"a hot girl asked me what came first, the chicken or the egg? I answered truthfully "" it's usually me""."
"I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. Sadly it was erased."
"What's the recommended age to teach your child that Google has every answer to their homework?"
"Drugs can help you land a girl. You just have to make sure to pour them in the right drink"
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each"
"I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns."
"Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."