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Joke of the Day
"If she calls me cheap one more time I'm gonna return her anniversary gift to 7/11."
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"You have to keep changing your clocks for daylight savings Aint nobody got time fo dat shit but apparently errybody got time fo dat shit."
"Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off"
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor (My nephew is watching Spongebob please send help my brain cells are leaving one by one)"
"I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, ""boners."""
"Two guys walk into a bar.... ...the third ducked."
"science jokes two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says ""I'll have H20"" the second one says ""I'll have H20 two"" the second chemist dies.how did he die? tell me in the comments"
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs"
"With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible."
"Most people need a reason to drink, I need a reason not to drink."