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Joke of the Day
"How do you grill sheep? With Samsung Batteries."
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"[Walk into a Cat Cafe] Me-I've never eaten cat. What do you recommend? Lady-They're for adopting not eating M-Oh, well can I adopt one? L-No"
"Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."
"I could never be a detective. I can't even solve equations, let alone crimes."
"OMG! I just got an email (in my bulk mail folder) from Oprah Winfrey!!! She's gonna help me increase the size of my penis!!!"
"A DJ that's a cat! So cute! But you know what's not cute? *clicks to next slide* Our reliance on rapidly depleting fossil fuels."
"What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !"
"What Will Come After Fuller House? Fullest House. Then, Get Out of My House"
"Racist jokes are all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"Millions of Thanksgiving turkeys recalled. It seems that someone forgot to butter their balls before they left the factory."