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Joke of the Day

"Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate. Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears."

"What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water."

"My friends hate me because I make too many Linkin Park references. but in the end it doesn't even matter."

"What is the most important thing for a hungry shark? A-fish-in-sea."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He opened a warehouse."

"I once knew a girl so basic... ...that if you pushed her into a pool of acid, it'd be considered a-salt."

"Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled? Because they have a claus in their contract."

"When I think of you, I touch myself. With my finger. In the back of my throat to help me vomit because you make me nauseous."

"People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good"

"Why will the USA never go bankrupt? It will just host a telethon."