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Joke of the Day

"why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat."

"There's now a morning after pill for guys. It changes your blood type."

"""Is there really a fire? Prove it."" -Mrs. Doubtfire"

"On a scale of 1 to 10... How would you rate binary code?"

"Never hire a guy with big muscles They move things around all day to look good, but don't actually do anything"

"In the 1945-6 Nuremberg Trials what should have been the opening statement from the defence counsel representing the Nazi War criminals? 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.'"

"Saying MILF... in an *incestous* family has a completely different meaning..."

"What do gay horses eat?? Haaaayyyy!!"

"What did the carpet say to the floor? Don't move -- I've got you covered."

"Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive."