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Joke of the Day
"I was about to tell a gay joke butt fuck it!"
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"What did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"
"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."
"why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? because he was far out."
"Your momma is so fat, her personal website has a .org domain"
"Mary on Facebook says this generation is way to reliant on technology... She then sent me 7 Candy Crush invites"
"""Fight Fire with Fire!"" - motto of my town's least successful volunteer fire company"
"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"
"Me: Dark Lord, I am your devoted servant. Please accept this sacrifice as proof of my -- Satan: I have a girlfriend."
"I hate people who talk behind my back. They discussed me."