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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"
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"What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver? Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old...."
"Billy was a chemist's son/ But now he is no more/ 'Cos what he thought was H20/ Was H2So4."
"A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm. So I peed on her"
"Why do birds fly south for the winter? because its too far to walk!"
"Wanna hear something really disappointing? Too bad."
"What do you call a line of black people? A chocolate bar"
"Why did Toby rape a girl? He couldn't Turner on"
"Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: ""Have another beer."""
"Word of the day: exhaustipated. Too tired to give a shit."