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Joke of the Day

"- ""... He accidentally drank some radioactive milk and became_ - MILKMAN!! - No. He became gravely ill and died. What are you? An idiot?!"""

"What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club? Challah at ya boy!"

"My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, ""Sher, pa"""

"$50 says Jesus rose from the dead to clear his browser history."

"What do you call a lonely orator? A master debater."

"Whoever named it 'rain' is an idiot. I definitley wouldve called it 'sky water.'"

"What do you call a bus filled with white people? A twinkie."

"What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !"

"The ""impossible"" EM Drive works, space travel just became more viable. Yet Half Life 3 still unconfirmed."

"Vodka isn't the answer to my problems but its worth a shot"