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Joke of the Day

"Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed? With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed"

"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."

"Give a teen a basketball and he would have fun for a day Give a blind man a basketball and he would read it like a book"

"I met this one guy who thought killing someone to save many is still wrong. God, what a Kant."

"Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science joke ""This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."""

"When I die I want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. Just like the good ol' days."

"""I don't think you're ready for this jelly."" ~ me talking shit to my peanut butter sandwich."

"Man walks into a bar... ...with a piece of tarmac under his arm, says to the barman 'give us a pint and one for the road...'"

"The light at the end of the tunnel are the front lights of a train."

"Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? They're always stuck with a bill."