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Joke of the Day
"What's another word for ""thesaurus""? Steven Wright joke, iirc."
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"Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds."
"Is bb-8 hungry? No, BB-8."
"warning sign on children's alphabet blocks Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive."
"I have sloth-like reflexes ""Don't you mean catlike reflexes?"" [several hours later] No"
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