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Joke of the Day
"Crappiest Town In The UK I am not British because I was born in Slough :( :l :)"
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"What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."
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"My phone case doesn't expose the logo on the back. So it could be anything. I could be speaking on two mirrors with foam in the middle."
"What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net."
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